Business owners who had the option has long since packed up their stuff, boarded up their shops, put up the notices and left Stormwind for greener pastures, with a hope of some day returning when the streets are once more safe and things have returned somewhat to normal - whatever that is.......

Corporal Ford is on a quest, a quest which includes dogs, cold coffee, riots, bitters and harassment of local businesses. Corporal Ford's dream might very well turn into a nightmare for business owners.......